Final Fantasy 7

A subject of controversy between "old-school" and more recent FF fans. Those who started with FF7 almost invariably say that it is the best one in the series, while those who have played the earlier games mostly think that while FMV scenes and improved graphics are nice, they don't make the game. This latter group tends to consider FF7 to be, while good, highly overrated.

Final Fantasy 7 was a good game. I personally like FF6 better though.

by Artscrafter August 3, 2004

Jordon (female)

(Female) IS a beautiful girl with a fun personality and a determined mind. She does not trust easily and cautious of herself. Admired by many (especially men) Jordon will never be in one place for too long, she will most likely appear independent, petite, strong eyes and sweet smelling. Jordon will also have a ridiculous laugh!

Wow did you see her. She's a total jordon (female)

by Totallytrue July 28, 2014

Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.

Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.

by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008

females

What creepy guys on dating sites call women. No one is sure if it's because they don't see women as people or they simply are making a poor attempt to signal that they are not interested in trans women, but in any case, using this term on their dating profile ensures that they will not be contacted by any women at all.

Why don't you hu-man females ever message me? I am the nicest Ferengi you seed depositories will ever meet!

by Queen Buttrix December 30, 2017

final fantasy withdrawal

what you go through when you have beaten or cant a final fantasy game

me-damn (twitch) i, i, need more final fantasy (twitch)
other guy- damn dude your going through final fantasy withdrawal, stop playing it so god damn much

by retrotard November 5, 2006

Famalamadingdong

A Dogs Bum Disease.

Alan : Steve I Think your dogs got Famalamadingdong.

Steve : No Way Famalam, My dog is Fine Blad.

by BrandonFoy August 8, 2009

female

life support system for a vagina

guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters

by skDZ October 18, 2008