eastland texas

A small town in Texas. Located in what's known as the big country. A place where everyone knows your business. 3/4 of the population has been to prison or safp for buying drugs, selling drugs, or failing a u.a. on probation. The best job you can hope to find here is at EBAA or Allsups on main street. Most of the people in the town are related in one way or another. It's a black hole. Most people who try to leave this town get sucked back in. Most of the residents were born and raised here. Outsiders are not easily accepted here. There is a saying here that you drive through this location you leave on probation.

Eastland texas has a corrupt legal system.

by Christi2469 June 12, 2018

east brunswick

Located in Central Jersey, its by far the best "Brunswick" out of all of them. The other Brunswick's are New, North, and South. East Brunswick is home to many Jewish people, and as a joke even the non-Jew's are counted as Pseudo-Jews. East Brunswick's town mascot is the Bear. EB also has an adopted little brother, Milltown. Many Milltown residents pay taxes to and have their children go to East Brunswick Highschool.

Hershel: "hey how you doing today?"
Matt: "not bad, feeling kinda Jewish though."
Hershel: "well you ARE in East Brunswick"

by Hershel September 18, 2005

Eastroturf

The colored plastic "nest" (typically green, but can come in a variety of colors) found in Easter baskets to simulate grass upon which the candies are placed.
(Easter turf, thus "Eastroturf")

My Easter basket had a few goodies in it, but it was mostly filled with Eastroturf.

by Dex K.T. September 19, 2005

Easton Soderburger

An Asian kid that's part American and part Jewish.

Has a very hot mom but also at the same time has no friends.

He plays world of warcraft all day and has a very greasy shit forehead.

His forehead is very greasy because he eats hot food all day.

Hey easton Soderburger, what did you do this weekend.
I played world of warcaft and got my glimmering forehead even greasier.

Hey easton wanna come over and party?
Sorry man I gotta do a raid with my guild in world of warcraft.

by John Roslund February 20, 2009

East Hull girl

Dopey woman with little or no intelligence. Shit at badminton & doesn't know the difference between there, their & they're.

East Hull girl - a woman from the east of the city

by Python June 5, 2017

East Cary middle

A school right across from merriwoods were the all the black and hispanic kids go every friday to smoke weed and backwood. A school that has fake gangbangers and females with someone big ass foreheads! A school that has so many fake people were people are used to it! I mean the principle got arrested for stealing a car but nope wcpss just dont give a damn. A school were females dont know how to close their legs and males don't know how to keep their dick in their pants. A school were females don't know how to not smell fishy and males don't know how to take a shower. A SCHOOL FILLED WITH HOES! I mean the education is great but the people there suck!

Janiyah: "My momma is making me go to salem"

Tunisha: "I have to go to east cary"
Janiyah:"Thats sucks, east cary middle is terrible"

by YaFaVs November 18, 2018

Eastmont Football

Big 9 Champs

Best Defense in the state

Better than Wenatchee

We own the Wenatchee Valley
Simply the best

“Yo you heard about Eastmont football “
“Yeah bro they beast asf”

by Unknownauthor2000 March 11, 2019