An Eli Lesoa, otherwise known as King Tupou IV, is a medium-sized Polynesian. An Eli Lesoa isn't good or big enough to play rugby with the larger Polynesians so he must resort to playing pussy sports like baseball and field hockey. The Eli Lesoa is unlike other Polynesians because usually, they do not have much popularity at their school. On Social Media Platforms they rely on other students to create popular social media accounts for them. An Eli Lesoa is liked by most teachers due to their size, stature and sexual appeal. An Eli Lesoa will often be quite intelligent and will often be placed in extension classes at school.
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Ben: Eli your a legend.
Eli: thanks man.
Some say he is a myth and he didn’t deserve his legend status all we know is he’s called Eli Gould
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Some say he is a myth and he didn’t deserve his legend status all we know is he’s called Eli Gould
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“We can’t be friends anymore, i have a girlfriend I know said I wasn’t the type to date, and I promised it, but people changed. We can talk when we’re done dating though” -Eli Hollie 2018
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