When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.
"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."
by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016
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Get the snip and ditch mug.Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017
Get the ding-dong-ditch mug.When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".
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