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Deck

1 to 15 grams of heroin, also known as a bag; packet of drugs
by Lehem October 18, 2003
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Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.
Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!
by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009
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lower decker

The opposite of the upper decker, which involves leaving a fresh pile of feces on the floor next to the toilet, but none actually in the toilet. The lower decker can be used in many situations, such as the workplace or enemies homes.
"Dude, I totally did a lower decker in the men's bathroom."
by simechkr May 12, 2006
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Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.
by presleyg July 28, 2006
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Neck Deck

To strike someone in the Neck with your fist.
I am going to Neck Deck you if you keep talking.
by Rachet Sachet February 20, 2011
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When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.
Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker
by Just EN Credible September 18, 2006
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deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"
Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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