de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

diaper decker

The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".

The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.

by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010

Greek Upper Decker

The art of sneaking into a frat party for the purpose of taking the most massive grueling shit in the upper tank of the frat house's toilet. That way when they wake up to clean the place in the morning, they are greeted with the most fowl awesomeness that only frat boys deserve.

Dude, I totally dropped a Greek Upper Decker in ZBT this past thursday.

Sweet. Those guys are dicks. You deserve a trophy man!

by The Greek Upper Decker January 10, 2009

dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.

Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?

by joosen April 22, 2007

ass dicked

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

by Robin P. February 9, 2008

double decker double wide

known as a gigantic tour bus

Will work for my double decker double wide.

~Keller Williams

by Twin Dick June 28, 2010