desert weagle

a shitty gun or a perverted grandma that for some reason lives in the desert

oh shit that desert weagle has a desert weagle

by glenn smith July 25, 2003

deceptikornz

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Decartheridge

A cist-like pimple that grows over the pee-hole

Glenn wasnt much into condoms, so he never cleaned himself and soon he achieved a nasty decartheridge and was pleased with his new found birth control method.

by Se7en November 16, 2006

Deceitery

Deceitful by means of trickery; see trickery. Combination of deceit and trickery.

"Oh that question was hard, I can't believe it was on that exam. Pure deceitery."

by Shaun 3skimo March 26, 2009

desert slappy

The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.

"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"

by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009

Decentful

A bit less than wonderful.

I'm feeling pretty decentful today.

by Dat otha guy April 15, 2013

desert penis

A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.

A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".

by pgdragon September 16, 2013