Cooked

A term used in to derscribe a very bad situation and there's no solution to it

School Guard : You smel like Weed
Me : I'm Cooked

by DaRealYunes July 7, 2024

Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.

Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"

by kp04z July 11, 2024

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024

Cooked

When someone gets beat at something bad, demolished, pulverized and/or utterly destroyed.

Did you guys hear Mike and Kris straight up Cooked Deeanna and Anthony on the pool table?

by FargoMan July 24, 2024

Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.

Man I cooked fish last night!

by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024

Cooked

Dumm

Cooked

by Hound August 11, 2024

cooked

mentally unstable; idiot; dumb

person 1: Man that bitch is COOKED.

person 2: yeah what do you expect, its sydney jee

by gottabecontemporary March 6, 2024