1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.
2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.
2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.
Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"
by Kalu August 4, 2007
Get the Hole in the condom mug.Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.
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An item used to protect ones ear from ridiculous chatter, unwanted sounds, or annoying opinions. Origin: Lady Gaga
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Get the ear condom mug.Clive acts like he's the goddamn juggernaut but the piece of shit broken condom always came in two seconds and couldn't finish the job.
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Get the Busted Condom mug.1. The action of 'breaking the ice' in such a way that you embarrass yourself. Instead of opening up a conversation with you, it results in you being shunned from the conversation and being spoken about badly.
2. The act of preventing an argument by entering the conflict and yelling a profound and unnecessary statement. Can often result in you taking full brunt of both arguing parties rage...but also makes for an amusing story later on in the day.
3. Revealing a contraceptive at an inappropriate occasion, resulting in being disowned by the rest of the group.
4. Opposite of rape, as opposed to being ‘owned’ you own yourself for the better of mankind. Like taking a bullet 'Harrison Ford from The Fugitive Style'. Essentially, taking one for the team with no regard for your own reputation- dropping a condom.
Also: to drop a condom, dropped a condom
2. The act of preventing an argument by entering the conflict and yelling a profound and unnecessary statement. Can often result in you taking full brunt of both arguing parties rage...but also makes for an amusing story later on in the day.
3. Revealing a contraceptive at an inappropriate occasion, resulting in being disowned by the rest of the group.
4. Opposite of rape, as opposed to being ‘owned’ you own yourself for the better of mankind. Like taking a bullet 'Harrison Ford from The Fugitive Style'. Essentially, taking one for the team with no regard for your own reputation- dropping a condom.
Also: to drop a condom, dropped a condom
1. Wow...he took one for the team there; he really dropped a condom with that joke about dyslexics so I could get her number.
2. Stone: "Bite me"
Wim: "Bring it"
Peter: "I'm wearing your lesbian mothers' underwear!"
Wim And Stone pummel Peter to a pulp.
Toke: "Well, he certainly dropped a condom"
3. "More tea Ethel?"
"Why Thank you Eliza."
Michael *drops condom in teapot* "Wana shag?"
"Good grief Ethel....control your Grandson!"
4. What a guy...dropped a condom, raped himself, but look at all those innocent fools, ignorant of the fact that he saved their asses.
5. Dropping a condom on the situation.
2. Stone: "Bite me"
Wim: "Bring it"
Peter: "I'm wearing your lesbian mothers' underwear!"
Wim And Stone pummel Peter to a pulp.
Toke: "Well, he certainly dropped a condom"
3. "More tea Ethel?"
"Why Thank you Eliza."
Michael *drops condom in teapot* "Wana shag?"
"Good grief Ethel....control your Grandson!"
4. What a guy...dropped a condom, raped himself, but look at all those innocent fools, ignorant of the fact that he saved their asses.
5. Dropping a condom on the situation.
by Raving Professor No Legs July 26, 2006
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Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.
No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.
No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.
No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.
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