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Friendship Condom

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.
Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.
by SmoothxT September 12, 2009
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condomsation

A conversation that originated from condoms, but can in fact include sexual subjects or any other kind of talk about condoms, etc.
"During her condomsation with George, Kerry told him about her one night stand, yo."

"During the condomsation, Lennie listed all the condom flavors he remembered to his friend, it was mad crazy, yo. He even came up with the phrase 'Taste the rainbow', yo!"
by JacsLiyahLiyahOriginal December 27, 2008
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ripped condom

what causes babies
during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom
by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008
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jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....
Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!
by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014
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condomminimum

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.
1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.
by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009
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Condonisa

A lady friend (with benefits) Close girl-friend usually a spanish lady with a large rear end (double wide back side.)
by Starfishy101 January 23, 2011
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Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
by XombiEZ September 9, 2011
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