splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"

by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013

Concert Band

Twenty times better than Marching Band.

We have Concert Band rehersal today.

by Band Geek February 3, 2003

Concerta

PLUG THAT SHIT!!!!! GET JACKED THE FUUUUUUCK UP!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH ITS LIKE DRINKING 50 FUCKIN MONSTERS ON STEROIDS.

I shoved some concerta up my ass and got JACKED THE FUCK UP

by Chicken Dick Little September 21, 2019

Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 11, 2006

concert girlfriend

A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).

(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

conceit

Ninth song from the Pantera album "Vulgar Display of Power"

Pantera - Regular People (Conceit)

by Anssi Tenhunen April 27, 2008