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Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.
Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.
by Galiant March 5, 2021
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Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding
She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.
by Zach DeJarnatt July 6, 2016
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Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.
No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!
by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022
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coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders
by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014
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Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.
We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.
by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016
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Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
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coconut

a coconut is your mom
by poopsterer August 19, 2022
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