cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest

If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?

cape cod classic by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018

American Classic 

One of a number of sexual scenarios that are common in the good old US of A. Often referred to in songs, especially country music.

Oral sex in a pick up truck in the middle of the day at a state park, typically overlooking a body of water; a motorcycle ride into the country, ending with some cowgirl position I n an open field; making out in the driveway during high school, with a parent ending up knocking on the car door. All of these, and many more, are American classics.
Annie is making up for lost time, after her friend told her about American classics, she started her own bucket list.

American Classic by Little monkey April 13, 2014

Doey Classic 

The doey classic is when you break a wall and get a stair in their box and take the wall.

Ah shit he doey classic-ed me.

Doey Classic by Doey Classic January 21, 2020

World Baseball Classic 

A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.

I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.

World Baseball Classic by CBarton May 11, 2006

the classic smidge 

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun

gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"

the classic smidge by threadoflength February 15, 2009

ipod classic 

Ipod classic is pathetically overpriced ipod.

Idiot:I got Ipod classic with 160 GB of space!!!
Smarty Person:Well, i got Ipod shuffle with 2 GB of space and I do not need all space on it!
Idiot:What?
Smarty Person:It means that you paid too much for too much shit.

Ipod Classic...Oh what a dumb of shit, waste of time and...money!

ipod classic by Inforclinks June 26, 2014

It's a classic! 

Another dumb statement that people online make, usually about a new album, in most cases that they haven't even heard yet.

1.
Random person reviewing an upcoming album: aye yo I know it ain't out yet but I already know it's a classic, Youngboy never disappoints!

2.
Luke: Aye u heard that new Kendrick Lamar yet?
Lauren: No not yet but it's a classic!
Bill: Kendrick's new album sucks and you guys are idiots, listen to some real rap for a change.

3.
Random dumbfuck: Oh my god Lil Uzi Vert just announced his new album I can't wait I already know it's a classic just based on the first single alone I know it's a classic!
Normal person: How do you know it will be a classic if it isn't even out yet?
Dumbfuck: Because Uzi never disappoints, and everything he drops is fire so I know this ain't gon be no different, and I do want to go to hell with him!
Normal person: Everything he drops is shit, but yeah have fun in hell.

It's a classic! by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022