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carrot-top

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."
by illumine77 January 16, 2010
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carrowinds

A very annoying word used by Cameron directed toward Matt because he goes to Carrowinds often.
This word can be used to describe a place,city,or world.
A amusment park.
Matt:Where are you going?
Cameron:Carrowinds.
Matt:No really...
Cameron:Really....im about to go to Carrowinds.
Matt:*walks away*
by Will9144 February 5, 2008
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carrowentemple

carrowentemple is way better than anywhere else!!!:):):):):)
by shjim1234 March 27, 2011
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Carrotsandwich

Is what you get when you combine a girl named Sandra and a redheaded guy considered a "Carrotop".
Sandra and Carrot top are so enamored with one another, it's only fitting that one day Sandra will have little carrotsandwiches.
by carrotsandwich March 19, 2009
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Carrothole

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

A cheap, healthy, edible dildo of the vegetable class. Tastes nice in stews or raw. Looks orange and tastes carroty.

A degrading term for woman. synonyms are cunt, whore, or slut.

so degrading that they are just holes to men.
You are a carrothole!
by The Holes July 14, 2010
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carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.
He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.
by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011
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Cartowsky Effect

When the person in reference is better than anyone else regardless of skill but has the need to belittle other people whether friend or foe.
Shit that guy is being a dick, it must be the Cartowsky Effect.
by NightmareRarity November 2, 2014
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