I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 03, 2019

cupboard burnt

Food that taste like cupboard

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt

by Cheyyennerox February 22, 2018

burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!

ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!

by burntcanoli69 February 07, 2015

Burnt

When you are hot and it goes to ur head

Brandy: “Wow Denton is so burnt.”
Collin: “yeah hot but too cocky about it”

by Rryeah November 19, 2019

burnt

Counterfeit designer item (Manchester, UK), same as snide (Salford, UK), Usually clothing.

Burnt Prada top, Burnt Armani jeans. Fifteen quid each.

by Dave from Manchester October 03, 2008

Burnt

A nickname given to an stupid person. A person who is so stupid there’s really no explanation of how one could be so dumb. A person who can be given any command or request and do it completely wrong seconds later, and usually look like a major idiot in front of people and break anything out in front of him no matter how important or expensive it is.

You know that guy is so stupid? I asked him to make a right turn and he went left.

That guy really is a burnt isn’t he

by Ronald drunk February 16, 2020