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burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.
Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.
by FMBC25 December 22, 2024
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Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out
I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste
by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025
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Burnt Twinkie

When you open your poo and cum inside of it
My girlfriend loves eating my burnt twinkie
by TheKenter March 6, 2026
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Burnt Umber

Placing dog poop in a bag and setting it on fire.
Bob gave his neighbor burnt umber for the holidays.
by BJorn BJorski May 11, 2025
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Burnt Chicken

Girl1 -“I love black cock” Girl2 - “ehh I don’t like burnt chicken.”
by Zelinked May 25, 2025
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Burnt Take

A burnt take is a perspective or opinion expressed on social media, which used to get a lot of attention for how uncommon or controversial it was, but doesn’t anymore.

It may have been overused as a means to farm interaction, causing it to lose its shock value, or it simply may have become a more commonly-held belief among people.

It could have also fizzled out because it used to pop up a lot in not-so-civil debates among a community, and said community became bored of the conflict.

A hot take that has lost its original spark.
OP: Hot take, Mr Beast is only pretending to be a good person, he’s actually super corrupt.

Commenter 1: Burnt take, everyone knows that he sucks now.

Commenter 2: I second that, just look at the quality control for Lunchly. Not to mention he put his buddy in solitary confinement and basically tortured him for views.
by Shoobies898 June 7, 2025
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burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up
“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier
by gggMer11 June 21, 2025
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