burnt trumpet 

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

burnt trumpet by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

Burnt Kumquat 

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

Burnt Kumquat by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

Burnt Umber 

Placing dog poop in a bag and setting it on fire.

Bob gave his neighbor burnt umber for the holidays.

Burnt Umber by BJorn BJorski May 11, 2025

Burnt Chicken 

Brown person’s cock/dick

Girl1 -“I love black cock” Girl2 - “ehh I don’t like burnt chicken.”

Burnt Chicken by Zelinked May 25, 2025

Burnt Take 

A burnt take is a perspective or opinion expressed on social media, which used to get a lot of attention for how uncommon or controversial it was, but doesn’t anymore.

It may have been overused as a means to farm interaction, causing it to lose its shock value, or it simply may have become a more commonly-held belief among people.

It could have also fizzled out because it used to pop up a lot in not-so-civil debates among a community, and said community became bored of the conflict.

A hot take that has lost its original spark.

OP: Hot take, Mr Beast is only pretending to be a good person, he’s actually super corrupt.

Commenter 1: Burnt take, everyone knows that he sucks now.

Commenter 2: I second that, just look at the quality control for Lunchly. Not to mention he put his buddy in solitary confinement and basically tortured him for views.

Burnt Take by Shoobies898 June 7, 2025

burnt my wiener 

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up

“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier”

burnt my wiener by gggMer11 June 21, 2025

Burnt Twinkie

When you open your poo and cum inside of it

My girlfriend loves eating my burnt twinkie

Burnt Twinkie by TheKenter March 6, 2026