The best excuse people come up with when they've done something stupid, random or crude, whether they really were bored or not.
Most things done are what people secretly always wanted to do, but just never did.
Most things done are what people secretly always wanted to do, but just never did.
Person 1: "Why did you take a picture of yourself in the shower with an umbrella?"
Person 2: "I was bored."
Person 1: "Why are you jacking off on omegle?"
Person 2: "Bored. Wanna have some fun? ;)"
Person 2: "I was bored."
Person 1: "Why are you jacking off on omegle?"
Person 2: "Bored. Wanna have some fun? ;)"
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to be uninterested in something and to feel an emotion of wanting to die or do anything else that exist right now because I'm that bored
to be uninterested in something and to feel an emotion of wanting to die or do anything else that exist right now because I'm that bored
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Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.
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