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Bored

The best excuse people come up with when they've done something stupid, random or crude, whether they really were bored or not.
Most things done are what people secretly always wanted to do, but just never did.
Person 1: "Why did you take a picture of yourself in the shower with an umbrella?"
Person 2: "I was bored."

Person 1: "Why are you jacking off on omegle?"
Person 2: "Bored. Wanna have some fun? ;)"
by heehoohaha April 22, 2011
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Boofed out anus

A '''boofed out anus''' is the result that occurs over time while practicing a lifetime of continuous anal cavity and sphincter elasticity abuse caused by birth control methods such as anal sex and extereme prostate fisting to avoid unwanted pregnancy. A boofed out anus often makes and act of flatulence into a zephyr-like wisp of air that normal sphincters would produces as farts due to the gaping nature of the anal cavity. There are multiple surgeries costing insane amounts of money in order to reconstruct the anus in order to rewind the effects of anal boofing but not many surgeries have been succesful or produced any natural looking results. People with boofed out anus syndrome also suffer from ogre like cankles and low levels of intelligence.
Julie is so gassy today but thanks to her boofed out anus I have not heared a sound!
by suckiteasy August 8, 2014
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Bored

you're so bored that you decided to google the definition of bored, same though

to be uninterested in something and to feel an emotion of wanting to die or do anything else that exist right now because I'm that bored
"dude maths class sucks, im so fucking bored"

"dude same"
by Meterrin February 24, 2019
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Boredoom

The intense feeling of boredom resulting from sheltering in place during an emergency
The boredoom is so intense, I bought too much useless stuff online.
by centesimiae March 30, 2020
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cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.
Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Im bored

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Apparently i have to also write it in a sentence this is dumb im bored
by Imboredleavemealone December 21, 2019
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