Boomer Bronson 

Boomer Bronson is sometimes a cool guy. He is clearly in love with Carly Montevera even though he may seem like he likes other girls and that he is a player but really he is- or was a nice guy. He used to go by Barney Bronson. He wore glasses and a bowtie. He changed due to popularity but he changes back due to the fact that Carly missed the old him. Portrayed by Kolton Stewert in both Prom Queen: The Musical when it was at the Segal Center and Theatre Calgary's production of The Louder we Get

Person: Did you see Boomer Bronson last night? He looked so hot
Me: Yeah, but he's clearly in love with Carly Montevera

Boomer Bronson by treeboi hansen March 15, 2020

Boomer killer 

Another word for the coronavirus. Old ass niggas die from this virus. Their weak ass immune system sucks so damn bad that they die instantly.

Oh shit my grandpa got the boomer killer. He shouldve never went to Wuhan.

Boomer killer by Bigoscarkong March 17, 2020

Boomer Bar 

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

Boomer Bar by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

boomer-goofed 

Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.

He meant to send us a meeting invite yesterday, but somehow boomer-goofed it and none of us got it.

boomer-goofed by boomer_goofer September 30, 2020

Boomer News 

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.

"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."

Boomer News by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021

Boomer pad 

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."

Boomer pad by Jay Dubya Bee June 30, 2021

boomer spin 

When a baby boomer rolls his eyes and spins in a demonstrative way. Usually happens to signal annoyance, superiority or a combination of the two.

Also describes a sexual act in which one of the partners takes a shit on the floor and the other rolls in it while making dad jokes.

Baby, do a boomer spin for me.

boomer spin by methcurd July 15, 2021