bob ninja

Adj.

Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky around the appartment

1 A bob ninja rarely washes the dishes, cleans the shower hairtrap even after jizzing up the hairball, or does any laundry.

2 The only thing a bob ninja can't do is steal something heavier than humanly possable to carry.

3 A bob ninja always seems to have plenty of time for daily masturbating to web porn

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

slobber bob

Ocean City LEGEND and ICON. Frequently found walking the streets and beaches of Ocean City, NJ usually with his hands on his hips and talking to everyone he meets.

I saw Slobber Bob walking by the Music Pier.

by Slobber Bob OC May 15, 2018

sideshow bob

An evil genius who has tried to kill; Bart Simpson; Selma Bouviere; Krusty the Klown (x2) and probably others. He has also attempted to blow up Springfield, but mended his ways twice, thrwarting his brothers plans to flood Springfield and helping homer find the man who was trying to kill him (Frank Grimes' son).

Sideshow Bob bears a grudge against the world.

by Mortenson January 30, 2004

Bob Marley

The greatest reggae artist ever. Most people associate his name with weed, but it's just part of his religious beliefs (he's Rastafarian). He was so great, there may still be a debate on whether his body should be kept by Jamaica or handed over to his wife to be sent back to Africa. No other reggae artists can compare to him.

Wer'e Jammin, jammin, jammin, jammin,
I wanna jam it with you.
Holy man Zion, Holy man Zion...

-Bob Marley (1945-1981)

by Bahama Boss November 5, 2005

bob sacamano

Friend of Kramer's from Seinfeld whose name appears frequently, but never makes a personal appearance. He sells Rat hats in the park, invented the rubber band and his father pirates the Willards, a Wizard rip off.

you know my friend bob sacamano....

by J Gonzales July 28, 2004

bob duncan

bob duncan is a true hottie. he is my papi. when he had a gr8 weight loss he became even more of a daddi. luv u daddi duncan. <<<3333 uwu

carlie: who the fuck is bob duncan????
ashton: the biggest poppa out there. owo

by killerclownn69 October 29, 2018

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by ︻デ┳═ー August 31, 2020