A Reverse Blumpkin is an act referring to the sexual act, The Blumpkin. However in this variation, the woman masturbates the man. As he ejaculates, he does so into the toilet while deficating into the woman's mouth. Viola, The Reverse Blumpkin.
Tim: Did she give you a blumpkin?
Eric: Yeah man, a REVERSE BLUMPKIN!!
Tim: That's the shit.
Eric: That's what she said.
Eric: Yeah man, a REVERSE BLUMPKIN!!
Tim: That's the shit.
Eric: That's what she said.
by tweek9845 December 14, 2009
While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.
"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"
by Tyler Breckenridge October 24, 2005
by Fuckthatnoise April 28, 2015
Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.
by Mr_Jones January 31, 2007
by eb99 July 11, 2009
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.
Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
by Hollowzero April 11, 2008
tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds
jake: fuck you tom you fuckface
jake: fuck you tom you fuckface
by Topher McTopherson April 10, 2010