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blogger

An antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease.
Hey, look at that blogger, stinking of bad breath and sour ass cheese... what a useless geek!

Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.

Bloggers are total losers!
by Flubba bubba boo March 9, 2005
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The Blonde Jesus

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.
by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010
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blonde moment

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of
The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.
by Nick Copola September 29, 2003
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Blonde Moment

A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term
What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'
by Dem O'crat January 30, 2008
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Blonde Envy

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that
I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.
by kittylucious October 4, 2010
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Blonde

A gurl that is funny and crazy as well from all the people that make fun of them.
Hey I'm a blonde to!!! But it's really fun to be one. Hehehe
by Amanda March 22, 2003
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blonde moment

a moment that blondes have when they suddenly go stupid..but then they get not-stupid after a minute...(you dont have to nessisarely be ''blonde'')
skylar:what is 2+2?
Blonde:um 5
skylar:no 4 you idiot!
blonde:oh sorry blonde moment
by skylar October 5, 2003
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