Birthday Cake

A girl or woman's pussy.

When we got back to Wendy's place, she stripped to her birthday suit and I put some whipped cream on her birthday cake and ate it. Tasty, too. :)

by republican horndog :-p August 30, 2005

Birthday Relationship Exploit

The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.

After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.

"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"

by A_E_M November 9, 2015

Birthday Cock

The act of recieveing a cock as a gift on one's birthday.

My birthday was awesome, I got a Birthday Cock from Alex all tied up in a bow.

by Helpful_Vaporeon November 29, 2017

Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

Camille’s Birthday

Everyday

“Hey it’s Camille’s Birthday today!”
“Wasn’t that yesterday?”
“Yeah she has them all the time.”

by wilththril June 18, 2020

birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

by Jakestar April 8, 2006

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.

"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

by Olsen Pickett January 22, 2005