Biscuit Bitty

refers to a slutty female who knows nothing about the game, but loves hockey dick in mass quantities, or is utilized as the team cum dumpster. Often seen swarming the hockey team at the bar after the game buying shots for the whole team. Also reffered to as a puck slut, ice bunny, hockey bag, jersey chaser, hockey whore, puck fuck

"Brah, that bitch over there is a huge biscuit bitty. She's screwed the whole fourth line already, and working her way up to the starters."

by D-Dub-in-tha-Club January 3, 2008

biscuit bottom

When someone who should not be wearing short shorts is- and their lumpy fat ass hangs out the bottom, looking nasty like a biscuit.

See peopleofwalmart.com

Eww, look at that biscuit bottom.

by coubricol June 8, 2011

Biscuit Gobbler

Person that finds the person they're with has man biscuit, and still goes ahead with the blowjob.

He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009

Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

Biscuitgate

Noun.

Generic term for a British political scandal where these are usually determined by the choice of a particular brand of biscuit by a party's leader in the absence of issues of more pressing concern.

I really hope this is my last word on biscuitgate, but with another Times leader on the subject today, it appears that the scandal will continue to grow.

by Biffoboffo October 21, 2009

Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014