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Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.
Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)
by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009
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Partial-Birth Abortion

A type of abortion that is performed during the very end of a womans pregnancy. The woman may carry the baby to term, and go to the hospital/abortion clinic when her water breaks and she goes into labor. Or they can induce labor at the hospital/abortion clinic. The doctor delivers all of the baby but its head, then inserts a sharp scissors into the back of its head. The scissors are opened, and a vacuum tube inserted. The brains are sucked out by the vacuum.

This type of abortion was developed in 1983. The Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act of 2003 recently made it illegal. Former president Bush was one that helped put the Ban through. President Obama is hoping to reverse the ban, and make this form of abortion once again and irreversibly legal.
"In 1997, Obama voted in the Illinois Senate against SB 230, a bill designed to prevent partial-birth abortions." --http://www.ontheissues.org/Social/Barack_Obama_Abortion.htm

"He then took a pair of scissors and jammed them into the back of the baby's head. And the baby jerked out, like a startle reflex, like a baby does if you throw him up a little bit and he jumps. And then the baby was real rigid. The doctor then opened up the scissors to make a hole. He took a high powered suction machine with a catheter and stuck it in that hole and suctioned the baby's brains out. And the baby went completely limp." --Brenda Pratt Shafer, a former nurse
by ohyeslaladidit! March 16, 2009
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biosh

Derived from the word bish, which means bitch. Bitch is turned into biotch, so bish is turned into biosh.
''why don't you like her?''
''shes a biosh!''
by Carl Young November 20, 2004
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Birthday

Nine months after your momma did something nasty and have birth to an annoying baby.
by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019
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biotch

bitch as pronounced by rapper Too Short, the originator.
eastside biotch!
by elkay May 24, 2004
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A sexual act that involves a man ejaculating on a woman's face while she gives birth to a child of African descent.
Did you see 'Gang Bang Girl 13'? That chocolate baby birthday bukkake scene was amazing!
by Donna Jacobs October 30, 2007
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iLL SinCe BiRth

1.The act of being fresh to death,fly as a bird,kool as a fan, or any variation of the three.
2. Entertainment Group from Long Beach, CAlifornia "iLL Since Birth Ent." est. 2007 founded by KL33n KiNg aka DouBLe K.
homie 1. Mayuun ive been ill since birth they cant faze me..
homie 2. yeah dats true..u do stay kool as a fan...
by illsincebirth October 5, 2009
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