Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

Batterangry

The emotion you feel when your vibrator batteries run out while you are masturbating.

Jenny just stormed out of her bedroom and is looking in kitchen presses , totally batterangry

by tomiyasu69 October 30, 2017

batten the jop

To use a blanket in place of a scarf

I didn’t have scarves this morning so I had to batten the jop

by splendaasap January 14, 2019

Battery dolly

A girl that has sex with multiple men at the same time

The gyal jada-kay a real battery dolly

by K.T_trashhhhh November 2, 2019

batteries

visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.

hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.

by Krkič January 23, 2020

Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020