Midwest Beef Basket

The act of sucking a fart out of your significant other's asshole.

My breath is horrible today. Must've been that Midwest Beef Basket I gave Pippa last night.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

Dummies Get Baked

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.

Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."

by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

basket belly

from the salad fingres ep. 5 "picnic" when salad fingres is on the phone with the operator. mary mandolin tells him to stop scratching it.

salad fingres: STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BASKET BELLY..... said mary mandolin

by p-crisp December 23, 2004

Laundry Basket

A basket for laundry.

Person: "I need a basket for my laundry. I think I will buy myself a laundry basket."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Shit Basket

Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.

Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!

by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005

Market Basket

A supermarket in Southern New Hampshire and Northeastern Massachusetts. It was started by the Demoulas family somewhere in the Lowell area and is also called Demoulas sometimes, even though only one in Salem, New Hampshire is actualy has a Demoulas sign.

I am there about twice a week.

by hasafienda January 18, 2005