Barney 

Another word for an argument of a fight

John and Rachel were having a Barney

Barney by killerclown56 November 11, 2009

barney 

a blue waffle on its period

dude i literally threw up when i heard what a barney was

barney by n!tr0 April 25, 2010

Barney 

1) A purple dinosaur who sells drugs, which are in his tail, to little children.

2) A bot from half life who yells "AWWW CRAP INCOMING!"

whoah joshua! where did you get that cocain?

From Barney!

Barney by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

bahness 

Total suckdom

- Rorsach -

• Dude, come play RvS in ma room
- No dude, I can't, my comp is fucked up
• bahness

bahness by Godfather January 4, 2004

Barney From The Simpsons Drunk 

Being incredibly drunk, much like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.

What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.

I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!

I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...

Barney From The Simpsons Drunk by BFochs715 July 28, 2009

barney 

A weird insult from mid 90's media of uncertain origin, meaning "moron" or possibly "philistine." Is it a reference to the dinosaur? Or Barney Fife? The world may never know.

"I'll show those short-sighted barneys who's mad now!" - Weird Science, c. 1995

barney by Shiggity and Trionna December 31, 2010

Barney 

A women's reproductive organ (Vulva). Can also be referred to as "Purple Dinosaur"

also known as: Pussy, Vagina, Beaver, Slot.

*Friend walking with Girlfriend*

- Aye Get that barney nigga
- Fo Sho, my nigga

Conversation:

- Hey, what you doin' tonight with Sabrina?
- Nuttin' hopefully I can finally get that Barney
- Oh, yeah man that would be hella tight!

- Dang, she got that tight purple dinosaur

Barney by Tha Night Owl March 30, 2011