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Non-Baller 

A non-baller is someone who is below 5'4" and can not play basketball. Typically, a non-baller believes he is a baller but can't actually hoop and always lies about being a baller. He/she can't ball and will never ball no matter what happens in the world, even if Thanos comes down and gets rid of all ballers.
Jack is a non-baller! He does not have any basketball skills!!!! Mercy is a non-baller!!
Non-Baller by True Baller Rick October 25, 2018

low-baller 

English: Person who offers same service or product for less than a competitor in order to score more customers and market share.
Urban: Dat muvfukka who always comin up in here 'n gettin' all up in my shit talkin' bout how he roll. Playa hatin' ho stealin' muvfukka! ( I went to college in west philadelphia I am fluent in ghetto)

If someone is selling 1 ounce of weed for $100, the low-baller will offer 1 ounce of weed for $75 in order to make a quick profit and killing the competition regardless of quality. The 100 an ounce might be of good quality with no stems or seeds, but the $75 bag will be regular crappy american skunker with stems and seeds. The low baller here is riding on making a quick buck driving the market prices down.
Geek squad offers a service for $249.99 to come to your house and fix your PC. Most people around my way will do it for far less. like $50 dollars. thats geek squads fault. I hope they go out of business.

Pro Baller 

One who acts like he is superior or better at something than someone else at a certain activity but is really awful at it and no one wants to tell him how pathetic he is.
Guy 1: Dude i put up like 2 points last night!

Guy 2: What a baller!!!!!

Guy 3: Yeah looks like we got ourselves a pro baller over here
Pro Baller by Sgt McMuffin January 27, 2010

yiddish baller 

An old brown-suit yid who's wealth is masked by a barage of yiddish tactics. Such tactics include leaving his mansion to hop on the public transit system, not tipping satisfactorily after a lavish meal, and most undoubtedly driving an early '90's Mercedes.
Look at this Yid, he spent $300 on dinner and left me a $5 tip. What a fuckin little yiddish baller.
yiddish baller by nico_d May 15, 2006

low-baller 

Somebody who makes an offer for goods/services which is absurdly lower than asking price. They attempt to "start low" to haggle you down to a price that is unreasonable.
I've been trying to sell the 24" Lorenzo rims from my Escalade on Craigslist, but I'm only getting offers from broke, ghetto ass low-ballers who waste my time. They act like they're serious buyers, then they show up and offer me half the asking price.
low-baller by timofyourlife October 26, 2011

big baller switcher 

When a girl is having a a threesome with two guys and she starts playing with one persons balls and then switches to the other persons, and so on.
Susie performed the big baller switcher while hooking up with Joe and Dave.
big baller switcher by Doctor D* November 28, 2018