Bake Off

1) a very long way of saying going to chill

2) watching ultimate police interceptors for 4 hours straight

I’m just tryna bake off

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022

knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.

by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016

slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016

baked toolbox

The action of being completely wasted and operating heavy machinery

Bro, Jim is pulling a baked toolbox today with the crane

by highlightkidd37 November 29, 2018

Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019

They baked you

You tripping

Jay - bro ya girlfriend ugly

Mir- they baked you ?

by Jah215 August 27, 2021

Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019