Jigger Johnson

A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).

You just lifted 300 pounds as if it was 20. Who do you think you are? Jigger Johnson?

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.

Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!

by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020

johnson holders

This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.

Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”

by HarshCappin May 21, 2019

Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you

"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".

by anonymous October 16, 2020

The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.

“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021

Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world

Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist

by someone_british April 5, 2023