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nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !
Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes
by Sly rat March 1, 2017
mugGet the nut mamug.

friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.
"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."
by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016
mugGet the friendship nutmug.

clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way
I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her
by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015
mugGet the clarity nutmug.

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.
I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.
by the_paperboy September 24, 2013
mugGet the nut mufflemug.

scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
mugGet the scuttle nutmug.

Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.
Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts
by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021
mugGet the Fanta Nutsmug.

Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.
I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time
by StatDaddy April 21, 2020
mugGet the Deadman’s Nutmug.

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