by dirtydelilah6969 August 29, 2020
When you fuck your man so well he is stuck in a Paralysis for the rest of the night and forget everything.
by The turkey December 10, 2020
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010
Those dirty Brits...
by Urist McUrist May 11, 2018
When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.
Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!
Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!
by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022
The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.
Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023