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COVID-19

SARS 2 the worst coronavirus with a high R 0
Ed spread COVID-19 to 6 people before he showed up as positive with the virus
by MJcloud November 5, 2020
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COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.
"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."
by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020
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Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.
I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.
by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021
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Covid Vagina

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”
by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021
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covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
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Covid dissonance

(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020
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Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.
She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day
by maccam December 9, 2021
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