cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

by Najai September 27, 2022

Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

by Phrantik December 01, 2010

cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017

Mr Cooke

A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT

There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again

by 6-mil November 19, 2019

mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.

Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.

by Scandalouspoop January 31, 2016

alex cooke

the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.

wow look at that its Alex Cooke can I wanna fuck him

by beersybum June 25, 2019

done cooked

a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out

Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)

by Gretchen O April 20, 2008