WASSIE

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

by wassie69 November 1, 2023

Foreplay on the Driveway

A phrase to describe how close a romantic couple or fling live from one another. They are in such close proximity they can have foreplay on the driveway.

He lives so close to me, we could have Foreplay on the Driveway

by PhraseTheLord September 15, 2019

coconut corn husky

Coconut corn husky is a fighting dog breed that is specialized in fighting feral cats. The exact pedigree is the breed is unknown although the primary breeder is a man named Steve Balboni out of New York.

Tommy Tough-knuckles walked his coconut corn husky to a tournament on Miami beach.

by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 December 21, 2022

Old J

Junior (grimes)

What everybody calls junior grimes, aka “the joker”, J grimes, etc

A internet gangster, etc crime lord

hits on every girl he knows.

Also known under many different names (allegedly)

Person 1: yo J, I think she likes you

J: there was NEVER a doubt in my mind >:)

Old J is a playa

by Kierstenbae October 8, 2021

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

by Vinylist November 24, 2014

yolk nut

When you bust an egg yolk all over you brunch plate. Usually accompanied by moaning and pictures.

Can’t wait to go to brunch and bust my yolk nut this week with @2guys1thumb

by 2guys1thumb November 20, 2019

The Squids from Chicago

Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".

The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.

by Deuce Loosly January 10, 2009