Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap

Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present

by Presents December 26, 2016

bubble-wrapped

A person who lives so comfortably in an echo chamber that they become fragile when confronted with any opinions outside of it.

Coddled to the point of being ready to explode.

Your friend Griper can't handle being spoken to like an adult because she's bubble-wrapped. Her friends treat her with kid gloves, because if they don't she'll pop off at them.

by Shawn.Fleek!! February 4, 2022

cling wrap

The act of literally becoming attached to the other partner, becoming a human sandwich

Human sandwich like a cling wrap (Jacob + Ellie)

by Noompfan1 November 23, 2020

Bubble-wrap

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble-wrap".

"I love you too, bubble-wrap".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

it's wraps

Synonym of "it's over" or "over". Used to express dismay or disappointment, often in a sarcastic manner.

"I got 23% on my Calculus finals last week"
"It's wraps for you my brudda, time to get a job at KFC"

by diddy blud August 27, 2025

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024