A Weenie Genie

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.

Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

birthday weekend

the weekend you get your fake id. drinking and debauchery abound. anything goes. once it happens, you never stop experiencing the aftermath, good or bad.

My friend hooked up with a bunch of guys during birthday weekend; that week he found out he had herpes.

On birthday weekend, I saw two girls making out in front of me at a bar; then my friend's wallet got stolen at the bar.

by schwasted123 March 21, 2011

Weenie

A term used to describe a male who lacks basic male qualities or who behaves more like a female. This includes wearing tight clothing, wearing pink, lack of physical muscularity, weakness, using words such as omg, is unable to perform basic male tasks such as fixing a car or a sink, or is unable to assemble things. A weenie is also a man who overreacts in times of crisis or who is worthless during a disaster, such as an earhquake, a fire, or a hurricane.

I can't believe Justin can't change his car's oil!" "He is such a weenie.

by thankme April 13, 2011

P & D weekend

PUMP and DUMP Weekend
having sexual intercourse and then dumping the partner

I have two bitches lined up for a P&D weekend

by D Hack May 13, 2005

Weebie

Term used to describe your kid instead of baby

Awww, look at the lil weebie....

by crackadoodie4 November 15, 2010

WTF weekend

A weekend that includes 2 or more sleepovers, such as Friday-Saturday and Saturday-Sunday. Basically, one does not go home after a sleepover, but stays as a guest at another's house for the night, or goes to a third party's house. It's rather strange and crazier things happen than the normal 2-day events, thusly deserving the "wtf."

It could even take place on days that aren't part of the weekend (Monday-Thursday)

-So you guys will just come to my house and leave Saturday?
-Yep! We can try to make those banana-peppermint pancakes!
-I can't wait for this WTF weekend!

by Melo Melo June 11, 2007

bunny weekend

a two day fuck marathon

Going for a bunny weekend with my secretary.

by andreytcho August 3, 2008