Waffle Fry

Also known as a boy who looks a waffle fry. Usually lasts only about 6 seconds in bed. Major fuckboy and usually is a virgin before you get to him. He will let you take his virginity and then never talk to you again. Watch out for these they are not tasty like the actually food, they are dangerous.

"Oh my god he reminds me of a waffle fry! He is a waffle fry, lets now refer to him as waffle fry."

by jdwbfhs0273 January 30, 2015

Wafer

The Wafer, a depressed creation of the internet created through a multitude of Joji songs, break ups, a never ending sadness, and dislike to themselves. In most cases, a Wafer is like a parasitic leech that will latch onto sad songs and listen to them day in and day out, until the sadness of that song has become their own. There is only one thing that will bring a smile to a Wafer, and that's the artist known as Joji, as often times a Wafer will disguise themselves by using a Joji profile picture, but do not be fooled- A Joji profile pic is a sure tell sign that the person behind that profile is a Wafer. Most days, a Wafer will loathe around with no purpose in life other than to catfish desperate E-people for a sad entertainment, as a Wafer has no emotional value.

"You're such a Wafer! Do you always listen to sad songs and loathe around with no purpose in life!" - Tom

"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer

by MnM-Skittles February 10, 2019

Belleville Waffle

Local term used for the occurrence of hatch marks that are placed on a person's bottom after a night of heavy drinking and chasing UFO's.

Anders gave Josh a Belleville Waffle right after he passed out. Booyah!

by Geoblack July 9, 2009

Cheese Waffled

To help a db realize what he is by somehow getting him in some in close contact with waffles covered in cheese sauce.

Dude penny is such a douche, he needs to be Cheese Waffled!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

floppy waffle

A very saggy, dimpled leg wearing fishnet tights.

Look at the floppy waffles on that street walker! She should wear Spanx or somethin'.

by Cassandrily January 30, 2014

Pop-Waffle

The politically correctum term for trifflin bitch-cunt.

Becca didn't like the word "chicks," so I called her a Pop-Waffle.

by Poopy rat August 21, 2014

Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017