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Bruin Woods

Your either a child or going thru a mid life crisis. Your also rich. Very rich. Don’t participate in activities, bc then you will no longer have money. People think your in a cult especially when you break out in an 8 clap. You will hear the words Family Camp at least five times a day. In all seriousness tho it’s the best place on earth and you’ll make ur best friends there. Go Bruins 🐻🐻🐻
Hey what are you doing this summer?
I’m going to Bruin Woods only the best place on earth!
by Lol2376912 July 1, 2021
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Roll A Wood

Me: aye u finna Roll A Wood
Friend: Yessir
by Cliff05 July 20, 2021
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Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!
Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
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day wood

a condition when a person gets an erection during the day.
Day wood is not desirable unless you find a partner to satisfy your urge.
by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012
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Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
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mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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