whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Warfarein

A highly-dangerous anti-coagulant drug designed to make you too "blue-blooded" to engage in battle of any kind. One of a handful of "super-extreme" medications that's administered only in rare and dire circumstances, where the patient's violent tendencies are too overpowering and deeply-rooted for "regular-strength" tranquilizers or counselling to have any significant effect.

Taking Warfarein is decidedly hazardous in two significant ways: not only may it cause horrendous internal bleeding and other catastrophic life-threatening bodily side-effects, but it also renders you so wimpy and unassertive that you will be virtually unable to defend --- or even verbally stand up for --- yourself in even legitimately-dangerous circumstances, and so you are totally vulnerable to the will and bullying of anyone around you.

by QuacksO March 10, 2018

Warfarmrepeat

A big group of people run by their dictator Justin, a person who gives people headaches just by his name which starts with "I'm Not". The group used to be full of normal people, now it is full of assholes like RJ, Newage, Ares, Splotchy, PEKKA, and Justin. Only join if you have a strong stomach and are not weak of heart. Also the leader is a Canadian Asian. I dont know how that works but ok. You can find the leader by his over use of the" Weird Flex But Ok " meme.

Fuck, this place is like WarFarmRepeat

by Rezurektion December 1, 2018

Whaft

To fuck with a girl named Lauren

Let’s go Whafting

Lauren: “What’s whafting, but I’m down”

by Mcdem12 August 30, 2019

Warf

A sudden small fart that causes great pain for the nose.

Billy was laying down with his brother when he smelled a warf and it hurt his nose badly.

by Yeeturmome October 8, 2019

Whafer

Someone who is to stupid to understand a joke.

Wow Landry is such a Whafer

by Jerry Boyer May 20, 2020