valderemao

the best person ever she is a great friend and she will never give up on that:)

valderemao is the best

by bob270 March 20, 2022

Valden

The big guy with the massive slander in his pants. He is the knight and shining armor. HIS RIZZ IS UNMATCHABLE.

omg is that Valden, i heard he’s a player

by MachoMannnnnnnnnn June 18, 2022

Valdejan

Valdejan, is a Brazilian name with no particular meaning. It is extremely uncommon, and so is their personality. Ironically, this makes them seem familiar; maybe they remind you of someone you know or knew, but it isn't always clear. It is for this reason that you can never really understand them, not that you would want to.

He sat there drawing his thoughts, the page filled with illustrations, but nothing could be seen; Valdejan, saw pain.

by Brooklyn's urban legend November 23, 2023

Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

carlos valdes

Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names

Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..

Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it

* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
\{^~^}/

by Jamjamisdead October 17, 2017

Nathandeep Valdezreet

Minimum wage mgdonalds worker who lives paycheque to paycheque, who uses his paycheque within the first hour on hypebeast clothing. some would say he's disabled.

Hey look we found a nathandeep valdezreet lets show him our bank accounts.

by Your Buddyy 200 May 21, 2019