Vagina Pants Monster Man 

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster

Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!

Vagina Pants Monster Man by Bigboi7777 May 17, 2011

Kick in the vagina 

When a women gets kicked in the vagina.

OUCH! RIGHT IN THE MUFFIN! She'll be hurtin in the mornin'.

Kick in the vagina by Chaddd December 16, 2003

Vagina 

In a male's lifetime, it is his overall goal to obtain this object. In many societies, after a male captures and tames this object he is praised and also looked down upon for stretching it out.

"hey bill, i heard sindy let you get a look at her vagina."
Bill begins to run...

Vagina by the bacon patrol July 8, 2010

vaginal slice born born 

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.

Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!

vaginal slice born born by Leif June 10, 2006

vaginicle 

The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus.

pl. vaginicles.

They lay together in the after glow, sweat glistening off their bodies, and a thin covering of shimmering vaginicles covering his now-flaccid member.

vaginicle by Whytee December 19, 2004

small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina

Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina

small vagina by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017

vagEinstein

Pronounced: Vaj-Einstein.

A guy who is a genius with regards to female sexual anatomy.

I started dating Billy because Laura said he was a real vagEinstein. Turns out he's just 'OK' in the sack.

vagEinstein by M. A. S. February 26, 2008