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TeaBaggers United 

The original TeaBagging community of players dedicated to TeaBagging there video game enemies.
I was in the =TBU= TeaBaggers United server and got TeaBagged after I got killed! I am going to TeaBaggersUnited.com to join!
TeaBaggers United by droopie December 17, 2008

manchester united 

a merchandising company based in manchester, england, who are responsible for paying the referee salaries in the english premier league, also to some extent involved in playing football.
person a: this year arsenal will win the premiership! they smashed chelsea yesterday 4-1!

person b: no, manchester united will win, they have the most expensive players and the best referees.

Gaychester United

Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.
"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again
Gaychester United by Bisuketto June 17, 2005

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all 

Bruh. Really? Just
Bruh.
I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

The United States Navy 

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home

Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States) 

The greatest leader the world could ever offer, the first French man to stand up against Hitler in the Holocaust 2044 reboot. He is a sweet friend that is always up for a chat. He also likes tea and cake. He does not like Madame boyle and abuses her very much harder than Chris brown.
Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States) slapped Hitla in za face