Mozzarella Twat(noun)
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013
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by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014
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A term used to describe a complete pain in the arse who thinks they have ADHD, but in fact have been a little twat from birth. This condition is usually only known by their mother.
"Mum, I think I have ADHD. No you don't son, you have little twat syndrome. You've had it since you were born."
by Jester1988 December 5, 2016
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Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Get the Toxic Twat mug.The term used when a cooch has never been shaven and then one day it is shaven by an inexperienced virgin girl. Normally the shave job is rough, scratchy, or overall terrible.
On retracting my hand from this broads pants my fingers were sliced by her roughly shaven twat. Hot damn!
by Rachael Brennann March 25, 2009
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Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
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by Bloke A! October 23, 2009
Get the One Eyed Twat Hammer mug.Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.
girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.
by lololololololol! January 16, 2011
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