Hot Turkey Dinner

After a hearty indulgence on Thanksgiving, the recepient of the "HTD" lays on their back and places a turkey basting tin on their chest. The giver then hovers above the tin and proceeds to deficate. It is only the Hot Turkey Dinner if it occurs on Thanksgiving Day, if it occurs the next day, it shall be referred to as the Black Friday Brunch.

Who's ready for a Hot Turkey Dinner?

by CACATTACK June 5, 2009

Turkey-Baconed

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".

This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".

by John Q Law January 23, 2009

Saggy Turkey

A sexual act done while fisting a person (male or female) where you turn the inserted hand and open fingers then quickly thrust the hand inside the anus or vagina. While preforming this make a turkey gobbling sound the recipients flopping balls and penis (or breasts if female) will resemble the gizzard of a turkey.

the gobbling sound emitted from Matt's room indicated that he had finally preformed the elusive saggy turkey on Phil's anus.

by CoxHall Master October 30, 2007

ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. Like a turkey whos on a walk shackin its head back and forth.

James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG

by Lord Moloch February 22, 2008

Booty Cheeks and Turkey

Something your Grandmother's farts smell like.

Person 1: Do you smell that?
Person 2: It smells like Booty Cheeks and Turkey!
Person 1: It must be your Grandmother.

by Afflictionx4 August 20, 2011

Turkey

The Republic of Turkey, established in 1923 by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, is today a modern country which offers a model to lands beyond. Turkey lies at the crossroads of three continents, making it a unique meeting place of the world.Turkey is a land which enjoys a heritage of tolerance and mutual understanding, enabling all faiths to coexist in peace and harmony within it. The power that comes from its history, coupled with values established today, has built a world nation. The negotiations with the European Union which opened 0n 3 October 2005 open up fresh and promising dimensions for the country's future.With its 4$360 billion national revenue, Turkish economy is the world's 19th and Europe's 7th biggest one.Turkey occupies the 23th place in the world with imports of $117 billion, while it occupies 34th place for its exports.

Turkey is a candidate to become one of the most dynamic and exciting locations, for business and international cooperation in the 21st century.

by dycesoy July 20, 2008

turkeyslapping

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.

Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!

by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005