A spin off of Rambo done in the early 1990's for the gay and bi-sexual community with a emphasis on homosexual sex instead of fighting.
1: Hey did you see "Turkish Rambo" last night?
2: Hell yeah that action with Colonel Troutpants was HOT!
2: Hell yeah that action with Colonel Troutpants was HOT!
by Chilidogg May 20, 2008
Get the Turkish Rambo mug.When performing intercourse with a woman, the male takes hold of the females legs and proceeds to row with them, as if in a rowboat. This act originated in the country of Turkey, which is where the name came from.
Dude I was banging that chick last night, and I decided break out the Turkish Rowboat, it was legendary!
by Captain Dangerous July 7, 2010
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Mladi Turčin trči poljem, ja ga stižem pa ga koljem.
Kad je bio dete malo, komšija ga silovao. Jasno je k'o dan, on je musliman (Turčin)
Turčine, napuši se kurčine.
Bolje Turčin u žici nego golub na grani.
Kad je bio dete malo, komšija ga silovao. Jasno je k'o dan, on je musliman (Turčin)
Turčine, napuši se kurčine.
Bolje Turčin u žici nego golub na grani.
by karadjordje November 15, 2010
Get the turčin mug.After receiving fellatio, the man ejaculates into the woman's face, then bounces her head off a door jam.
by Feed me a stray cat September 25, 2010
Get the Turkish Car Wreck mug.The act of crapping on a paper plate then taking a small explosive of some sort (for example an M-80,firecracker, etc) and placing it on the top of the fecal matter.
After this one should select the victim (or birthday boy/girl) and approach them stealthily without having ignited the explosive device. After successfully sneaking up the target the explosive should be ignited and (very, very) shortly after the this person presenting the “cake” should announce their presence by thrusting the “cake” into the hands of the recipient whilst wishing them a “Happy Birthday” as loudly as possible…..then running…
After this one should select the victim (or birthday boy/girl) and approach them stealthily without having ignited the explosive device. After successfully sneaking up the target the explosive should be ignited and (very, very) shortly after the this person presenting the “cake” should announce their presence by thrusting the “cake” into the hands of the recipient whilst wishing them a “Happy Birthday” as loudly as possible…..then running…
INSIGHT INTO THE MIND OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL
“So, I was sitting at home the other day when there was a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door to see who was there. When I opened the door a young man was holding a paper plate of shit with a lit firecracker in the top. He thrust it at me and not wanting it to tumble and get all over my shirt I instinctively took it. Not knowing what to do and not wanting it to explode all over me I placed on the floor of the porch. It was at that moment that I realized that it would explode all over my door and porch so I tried to kick it gently way so it wouldn’t make such a mess. However I was slightly scared to touch it as I believed it would detonate at any minute so I thought that picking it up and running it a safe distance would solve the problem………..
(of course, by the time any one had thought all of this the Turkish Birthdaycake would have exploded and something they care about or themselves would have been showered in shit)
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“So, I was sitting at home the other day when there was a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door to see who was there. When I opened the door a young man was holding a paper plate of shit with a lit firecracker in the top. He thrust it at me and not wanting it to tumble and get all over my shirt I instinctively took it. Not knowing what to do and not wanting it to explode all over me I placed on the floor of the porch. It was at that moment that I realized that it would explode all over my door and porch so I tried to kick it gently way so it wouldn’t make such a mess. However I was slightly scared to touch it as I believed it would detonate at any minute so I thought that picking it up and running it a safe distance would solve the problem………..
(of course, by the time any one had thought all of this the Turkish Birthdaycake would have exploded and something they care about or themselves would have been showered in shit)
Get the picture?
by Mylo the Terrible April 14, 2008
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fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
Get the Turkish handshake mug.A recipe really:
1) Shave your balls
2) Moisten said balls.
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.
1) Shave your balls
2) Moisten said balls.
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.
by Ottawa House October 12, 2006
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