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Ego Trader

Ego-Trader
noun (n)

A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.
"Damn, the DC nigga is an Ego Trader. He only has a 200$ portfolio, yet he still larps all day."
by uberlooks June 11, 2022
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Cornershop Trader

A second hand car shop usually run at the person's home and cars sold on Facebook Marketplace, they owners are usually from the middle East and oversell broken cars and advertise online that they are a genuine trader, you will not likely get scammed.
Cornershop refering to the stereotype that most of them run or work in a cornershop.
Nottingham is full of cornershop traders.
by NottinghamLad June 24, 2022
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impulsive trader

a person who trades adopt me pets without thinking it through. this often leads to regret
“i used to have a turtle in adopt me, i impulsively traded it and i have now downgraded. i call myself an impulsive trader”
by editorfanpage April 8, 2023
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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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when tragedy can't describe

Someone's life is now ruined by a bad monent.
when tragedy can't describe
by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023
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Spice Trader

That Spice Trader smells like Axe and coco butter
by anonymous October 21, 2023
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Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024
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