toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food

this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!

by megkris April 28, 2009

Trystenne

Trystenne is a sexy girl with a sexy body and has the nicest ass in the world, no girl can compare to her she is amazing <3 :)

Omg do you see trystenne she is so hot

by qwertyuiopnigger January 8, 2012

toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 9, 2019

Shiny Toasters

Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.

Soooo beware they can get very horny at night


P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....

Shiny coloured Toasters

by Georgia June 24, 2004

Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary

I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan

by 4eHeretic June 15, 2018

texas toaster

To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.

Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.

Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?

Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!

Steve: Nice!

by T-Dogg 63 November 14, 2010

cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.

Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"

by Caspius April 24, 2008