Toss Salad

Sucking Ass

With Jelly without Jelly. Some people use Syrup.

A sensational feeling.

It makes you feel real good.

You will reach you climax, you would automatically get hard, you will cum automatically. After 10 minutes of sucking.

Newcomers toss salad

by TOSSED SALAD MAN August 3, 2009

Sauce and Toss

When you ejaculate all over a girls vagina/asshole and proceed to lick it off.

I gave Jill the sauce and toss last night.

by Hooben December 18, 2010

Saint Leo Apple Toss

The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.

Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!

Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.

Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.

Lyle: Hell Yeah!

by Grinnell April 15, 2008

corn toss

This can happen under the improbably scenario that a gentleman pulls out after anal f-ing a woman and realizing there is a corn kernel stuck in his jap-eye. The gentleman then promptly uses his finger to flick the kernel into the air which lands in the woman's mouth, and is referred to as the 'corn toss.'

"One of the more disgusting things I have ever heard of has to be the corn toss."

by m January 5, 2005

Russian Tootsie Roll

Commonly known as "the roll". This is the sexual act of rolling the vaginal lips into small cornroll like shapes followed by inserting a ping-pong ball (or similar shaped object) , allowing no room for error the user must then shoot the spring loaded beaver cannon-classified only by the size of the pigeonhole and distance catapulted.

How bout that drive in- do you prefer some chicken or the Russian Tootsie Roll?

Person A) Adam hasn't been to class in a few days

Person B) I heard he pulled off "the roll"

Person A) Winning!

Person B) Party!

by thenorm April 7, 2011

cherry tootsie pop

having anal sex with a girl on her period, followed by vaginal intercourse, followed by blowjob

Oh, Mackenzie, I just love cherry tootsie pops!

What's that?

When you let a guy fuck you in the ass while you're on your period, then let him put it in your pussy, then suck him off.

by Bull26 April 6, 2007

toolshed

When a male exudes attitude and arrogance from his carcass, but it is obviously much more of a facade than a reality after observing his appearance.

i.e. When a dude this he is the absolute shit, but is actually a big dipshit that rarely gets laid.

I cannot believe your friend Kim is enfatuated with Alan. That dude is the biggest damn toolshed I have ever seen in my life.

by TWON March 10, 2004