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Tokelau

Tokelau is a overseas territory owned by New Zealand. I’ve always called it irrelevant, because yeah, it is. I also say how it’s probably gonna sink soon along with all the other pacific islands. Tokelau’s flag (🇹🇰) is quite cool though! It hasn’t gained independence yet, but it’s been on the list of UN territories that are on the independence list.
Person 1: Woah! Tokelau is beautiful!
Person 2: What is Tokelau??
Person 1: It’s an overseas territory owned by New Zealand
by I love geography October 16, 2022
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dry-toke

An attempt to take a toke off a spliff/joint when it's gone out/not lit.

Usually spoken accompanied by a disgusted facial expression and gestures reaching to the nearest beverage.
*person1 takes a toke off a spliff*
ugh.. *disgusted face*
*person2*
aah, dry-toke, man, they're nasty sometimes
*person 1 nods and reaches for the orange juice*
by Mihaili January 12, 2012
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Batch Toke

When you take a bong rip that is just a crushed up cigarette
Yo Mikey just ripped a batch toke!
by s6i9x6t9y6n9i6n9e June 27, 2018
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sneak-a-toke

a special bong that dosent leave any hints of weed or smoke and allows u to hit in the back of a bus, classroom or n.e where u desire.
"yo pass the sneak-a-toke u fuckin hog, before the teacher looks"
by kmfdm665attak September 18, 2005
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token christian

a token christian is one of those people that just hang around christian schools. they dont have jobs and live of the government. they get there free food of the church and live in there old bangers of cars and park up nxt to the beach. when they are hanging about the schools they like to preach about jesus and doing well in school when they are homeless and live off the government. all of the minger bitches always talk to them because they run the youth group at the local church. and think they are pretty cool. they love volleyball and are closesly related with the token volleyballer.

there general appearance is like a surfer but a bit more scruffier. they wear secound hand surfing brand colthes and flip-flops. one of them even came in once wearing a FAKE burberry polo top. alternitively they were old t-shirts promoting various christian festivals such as SYG08.
"who is that surfer guy hanging around the sports office?"

"i dunno, he's there like every day..'

"does he do anything all day"

"no just surf and talk about jesus..... yes hes a real token christian
by tokensurfer April 2, 2009
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cunt toke

The last toke in the bowl of your bong or pipe. It tastes like dead hooker and smells like an old sweaty box.
"here, it's a cunt toke though"

"man do you want the cunt toke"?
by melonlemang May 6, 2008
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took all the funk out

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".
(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"
by exitflagger May 2, 2008
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