Tonk

To tonk a girl using your penis means you stand in front of her and swinging you hips smack her in the face with your penis, which makes a "tonk" sound.

Chris wanted a sandwich and Jane was reading, so he stood over her tonking her in the face with his penis til she got irritated and gave in and made him one.

by Orcoangel May 29, 2007

tOnk3r

tOnk3r is a man. He is an English man.
tOnk3r can be found at various locations around the net preaching his word and spreading the light.

He is best known for finding your mistakes and punishing you for being so careless.

ooh my, tOnk3r has fucked my site up.

tOnk3r is great

i wish i was tOnk3r

by tOnk3r September 20, 2004

honky tonk

A term meaning homosexual,Gay,rectum ranger,craftly butcher,etc that alot of old people use.

''bleeding honky tonks licking each others rectums''

by Bevelee June 9, 2005

honky tonk

white trash .. wiggers you know

most of my friends.. and lots of wiggers

by Mike toddddd March 11, 2005

tons of fun

claton regan from newburg wi is tons of fun because he eats 665.09897 lbs of 67 year old fetal turkey vaginas each year

clayton weighs a ton and is really funny

by stinky little rat anus explorer May 11, 2004

tonks

a guy with a short memeory and an even small penis

i had a friend and he was a fucking tonks

by gizmo February 23, 2004

Tonsch

a.) See "tonsch"

b.) Deragotory name for a male receptionist incapable of relaying a message.

Get off my tonsch!

I'll show you the shape of my tonsch

by Dexter McNerdy March 31, 2009